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A friend asked me this today:
Better sex or better sandwich making?
Here is my response:
This is actually a tough question. See, you have to understand the chemistry of a sandwich to make a good sandwich. You can be taught how to make a good sandwich, but there’s a lot to say about the discovery of perfect sandwich combinations. Basically, you can’t teach creativity. When it comes to the sack… I think over time you learn what your significant other likes, and you can learn and grow together. You are born with the tools to have sex, and the animalistic code to reproduce. Sex comes more naturally to humans than sandwich making. So I would have to say I would choose a woman that can make a sandwich over an animal in bed… because you can always bring out the animal in a person, but you can’t always bring out a sandwich maker.
Can you even disagree?